thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

(Source: twoukofukawa, via that-one-girl-js)

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

that’s also not true… lol… but i guess it worked out for this kid

(Source: i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman, via thenobleintentionsofaslut)

I wish there was such thing as summer break in the real world.

(Source: becausethesethingswillchange)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via evolutional)